Friday, November 14, 2008

Best Investment Strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

( I didn't write this, it came to me in an email, but I just had to post it)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Seems the Chinese Love Cooter as much as the Rednecks…..

No this is not a comparison between the growing Chinese population and the populations of trailer parks these days.

Not at all, this is in fact about Cooter.


It seems that, just like the rednecks in my part of the woods, the Chinese love Cooter too.

Hell I know guys who will stay out all night down here, with a case of beer and chase Cooter.

Some guys have even ended their marriages in pursuit of Cooter.

It is common down here.

But, just today, I learned that Cooter is running scarce, because the Chinese love AMERICAN COOTER.


That's right, its not bad enough that they are sending us poisoned toys filled with lead. Hell no, now they want to take OUR COOTER.

So much so, that the State of Florida has enacted a limit on the number of freshwater turtles that can be caught.

Next they'll be after our squirrels too...

It’s a shame ain’t it.