Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Seems the Chinese Love Cooter as much as the Rednecks…..

No this is not a comparison between the growing Chinese population and the populations of trailer parks these days.

Not at all, this is in fact about Cooter.


It seems that, just like the rednecks in my part of the woods, the Chinese love Cooter too.

Hell I know guys who will stay out all night down here, with a case of beer and chase Cooter.

Some guys have even ended their marriages in pursuit of Cooter.

It is common down here.

But, just today, I learned that Cooter is running scarce, because the Chinese love AMERICAN COOTER.


That's right, its not bad enough that they are sending us poisoned toys filled with lead. Hell no, now they want to take OUR COOTER.

So much so, that the State of Florida has enacted a limit on the number of freshwater turtles that can be caught.

Next they'll be after our squirrels too...

It’s a shame ain’t it.


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